A few facts about being illegal in other countries

Monday, May 17, 2010

Correct me if I'm wrong. You can enter illegally in any other country :

* If you cross the Mexican border you pay a fine and are deported, the second time you are jailed for up to 10 years.

* If you cross the French border you are fined, jailed and then deported.

* If you enter England illegally you are fined 10,000 and deported

* If you enter Italy illegally you are fined 13000 Euro and deported

 * If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor

* If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely

* If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

*  If you cross the Saudi Arabian Border illegally you will be jailed.

* If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

* If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will sealed.

* If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison riot.

* If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get :
1. job
2. A drivers license
3. Social Security Guard
4. Welfare
5. Food Stamps
6. Credit Cards
7. Subsidized or a loan to buy a house
8. Free Education
9. Free Health Care
10. A lobbyist in Washington
11. Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
12. The right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect.

Credit : Marty of Welcome to a beautiful Oregon 

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